Post by Madclergy on Feb 15, 2005 23:13:22 GMT
The United Gansters, one of the most controversal groups in the United States. Do they Exist? Who is the leader? What kinda connections do they have?Influence? Arms that are twisted?
Well only here in this article will you get a in depth look into the lives of the UGA, one of the most notorious gang groups in America. We take our information from a black light interview with one of the higher ups in the hierachy.
Interviewer: Welcome Mister Black to our studio, I hope we can get into some of the more controversial issues but to start off this interview I must ask a few questions for the readers...
Mister Black: Aight Shoot babe!!
Interviewer: First off, why have you chosen to appear as mister black today?
Mister Black: Well ya see, the UGA is tight ya know, they all have connections who have connections, thats why i's gots to..ya know keep it on the DL.
Interviewer: So your saying that the UGA is close knit with crime?
Mister Black: Uh, yea babe..they are behinds some of the biggest crimes in the hoods. They gots everything from Taggers to blackmarket sales people. I ain't none of that..but ya know thats just because of my genes.
Interviewer: Alright lets keep that in mind as I move to my next question, how long have you been part of the UGA?
Mister Black: How long? D*mn, I've been part since I was just a boy. My daddy taught me respect for the UGA when I was real little, he told me stories of the wealth that came from it, all that. By the time I was six, I was in control baby..thats what good genes getcha.
Interviewer: Just aside from that could you elaborate on what you mean by in control?
Mister Black: Well I mean that I was in control!! I mean yea, I was six but I was rakin in a million a minute and spendin down to pennies, it didn't matter we had the clout ya know?
(*Pause*)
Interviewer: No I guess I don't, but I am going to give you the time to fill in the blanks for us today. Next question, who is your father?
Mister Black: GIRL!! You know I can't tell you that, he'd have me rung before days end...d*mn..come on I told you before we started I couldn't tell ya n e thing personal.
Interviewer: I am sorry mister black, I do apologize.
Mister Black: Its alright hon, just remember my family is tight, aight..I mean real tight. If it got out that I was here, I wouldn't make it out the front door. They would just know..that's why I am here the worlds gotta know who is runnin things. Now lets get to the controversal stuff before our times up.
Interviewer: Alright Mister Black, My next question is..How is the social standing within the UGA situated?
Mister Black: Aight, initiation is first..that is if you aren't born into it ya know. If your a newb then your initiation is usually big..if you fail your dead. It really counts, only the best get into the UGA...you gotsta have skills baby, ya know. For those of us who are lucky, we're born into it, ya know like our parents are in the UGA. If one of your parents has a foot in, so do you. Once in you gotta earn respect by getting the UGA something ya know? Somethin big gets you to be big, somethin small gets you somethin small, its brilliant. Then you move up, peeps born in get a piece to begin ya know, then they move from there.
Interviewer: So what your saying is that its a society of honorable thieves?
Mister Black: Baby, its not thieves, we are just Americans tryin to pull back what is rightfully ours from the Aristocrats that are stealin it all.
Interviewer: But you do it by illegal means?
Mister Black: Don't disrespect!! Remember those illegal means are only illegal because they want to control us. Yea sure we do some things wrong but we only do it because its the only way to do it ya know.
Interviewer: Ok, I understand..next question if you don't mind..
Mister Black: naw I do mind, we will have to finish this up some other time...I gotsta go
(gets up to leave)
Interviewer: Alright thank you for your time mister black.
(look forward to a continued article)
Well only here in this article will you get a in depth look into the lives of the UGA, one of the most notorious gang groups in America. We take our information from a black light interview with one of the higher ups in the hierachy.
Interviewer: Welcome Mister Black to our studio, I hope we can get into some of the more controversial issues but to start off this interview I must ask a few questions for the readers...
Mister Black: Aight Shoot babe!!
Interviewer: First off, why have you chosen to appear as mister black today?
Mister Black: Well ya see, the UGA is tight ya know, they all have connections who have connections, thats why i's gots to..ya know keep it on the DL.
Interviewer: So your saying that the UGA is close knit with crime?
Mister Black: Uh, yea babe..they are behinds some of the biggest crimes in the hoods. They gots everything from Taggers to blackmarket sales people. I ain't none of that..but ya know thats just because of my genes.
Interviewer: Alright lets keep that in mind as I move to my next question, how long have you been part of the UGA?
Mister Black: How long? D*mn, I've been part since I was just a boy. My daddy taught me respect for the UGA when I was real little, he told me stories of the wealth that came from it, all that. By the time I was six, I was in control baby..thats what good genes getcha.
Interviewer: Just aside from that could you elaborate on what you mean by in control?
Mister Black: Well I mean that I was in control!! I mean yea, I was six but I was rakin in a million a minute and spendin down to pennies, it didn't matter we had the clout ya know?
(*Pause*)
Interviewer: No I guess I don't, but I am going to give you the time to fill in the blanks for us today. Next question, who is your father?
Mister Black: GIRL!! You know I can't tell you that, he'd have me rung before days end...d*mn..come on I told you before we started I couldn't tell ya n e thing personal.
Interviewer: I am sorry mister black, I do apologize.
Mister Black: Its alright hon, just remember my family is tight, aight..I mean real tight. If it got out that I was here, I wouldn't make it out the front door. They would just know..that's why I am here the worlds gotta know who is runnin things. Now lets get to the controversal stuff before our times up.
Interviewer: Alright Mister Black, My next question is..How is the social standing within the UGA situated?
Mister Black: Aight, initiation is first..that is if you aren't born into it ya know. If your a newb then your initiation is usually big..if you fail your dead. It really counts, only the best get into the UGA...you gotsta have skills baby, ya know. For those of us who are lucky, we're born into it, ya know like our parents are in the UGA. If one of your parents has a foot in, so do you. Once in you gotta earn respect by getting the UGA something ya know? Somethin big gets you to be big, somethin small gets you somethin small, its brilliant. Then you move up, peeps born in get a piece to begin ya know, then they move from there.
Interviewer: So what your saying is that its a society of honorable thieves?
Mister Black: Baby, its not thieves, we are just Americans tryin to pull back what is rightfully ours from the Aristocrats that are stealin it all.
Interviewer: But you do it by illegal means?
Mister Black: Don't disrespect!! Remember those illegal means are only illegal because they want to control us. Yea sure we do some things wrong but we only do it because its the only way to do it ya know.
Interviewer: Ok, I understand..next question if you don't mind..
Mister Black: naw I do mind, we will have to finish this up some other time...I gotsta go
(gets up to leave)
Interviewer: Alright thank you for your time mister black.
(look forward to a continued article)